Signs and symptoms that one has been studying too much:
1. Reading the same sentences over and over without reaching conscious mind
2. Staring into space blankly
3. Trying to find anything to distract oneself from studying... even cleaning the toilet etc
4. Eyes dry and eyelids heavy from hours of staring
5. Butt aching from sitting down too much
6. Dreaming about studying
7. Daydreaming about studying
8. Feeling guilty about taking toilet breaks
9. Having a pasty complexion from lack of sunlight
10. Scaring yourself when you look into the mirror
It's been 15 years of studying. Can you imagine what i look like?
Suggestions of more signs and symptoms welcomed.
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