Signs and symptoms that one is going to fail the exams:
1. Never seen 50% or more of the questions
2. Guessing 80% of the answers
3. The examiner gives you the incredulous look that says "Are you sure you're here for the right exam?"
4. The examiner takes pity on you and tries to cheer you up by saying that you did a "good" job.
5. Experiencing a sudden indescribable urge to pick up that 1 week old baby mannequin to whack the person who set the exam questions.
6. Coming out of the room swearing *^%$#@!!!!
7. Unable to comprehend what the other candidates are discussing after the exams.
8. When the consultant jokingly says that for $50 he will doctor the results so that i can pass, offer to pay him $500 out of gratitude and relief.
9. Determined to invest in portable pin hole cameras and ear pieces used in spy movies and have a partner waiting to feed me the answers.
10. Curl up into a fetal position on the bed and mew.
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