5 Jun 2009

Bring in the cash...

Items in my fridge:
  1. garlic from 4 months ago
  2. opened bottle of white wine
  3. carton of milk

I think i'm cultivating a yuppie fridge.

My pantry is filled with instant food.

The only parts missing in the yuppie equation is the affluent lifestyle and the city dwelling.

On other matters, it's the long weekend and i'm on nights. Hooray for the multiple assaults for which i will get to stitch up and boo for all the intoxicated obnoxious trouble makers who come into hospital to sleep off their hang overs.

We need a sign out front that says "We are not a hotel service".

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